Part 3 Lifes of Brian

Revised Edition
Nov. 2019

" Seamen on theMount ".

Living on the coast of The Sea of Galalee meant that I was surrounded by strong, hunky seamen whom were full of it. Most of them would have been a good catch, though some of them you wouldn't go overboard for. 

The Best Boy on a boat wasn't always the Best Boy on shore and life was tough for many in an all male environment.

On shore, the women that weren't married often supplemented their income by providing pleasure to the hordes of horny single seamen. 

Time was spent fishing, eating, drinking and fucking and little time was devoted to Religious or Spiritual pursuits.  Society had become decadent and pleasure and wealth had become their only objective. 

Morals and ethics were no longer being practiced throughout the land.

Around this time, the Three Wise Men turned up at my tent flap and instructed me that it was time for me to fullfil my destiny as The New Messiah and that I needed to present a Sermon to the masses. 

I informed them that I was planning a debut concert for my band "BC and the Disc-cycles " and i was looking for a suitable venue/location. 
They said they had an ideal location on-top of a nearby mountain and could assist with the catering for the crowd expected.

Within days catering was organised and the event would be catered for by The Loafs and Fishes Resturant, whom ordered in 5000 bread rolls and fish fingers.

I took my band members into the wilderness and set about rehearsal for the coming event and to take time to write my Sermon on the Mount. 

" What should I speak of?, perhaps my Father's Kingdom?".

Being the Son of God is hard work and required some deep revelations and insights.

Whilst writing the Sermon, I had jealousies played out between John and Justass whom had witnessed me being "knowingly" with Millie.

. They asked me; "Why do you kiss her on the lips, are we not any different?" 

I told them that I loved them both equally and loved Millie as a woman and not as a man. With men, I did not kiss intimately upon the lips because I loved them for their maleness/mascalinity and not for effeminate affection.

Admitedly I had been devoting all my time and affections to Millie and they were right to feel left out and unloved. 
 After all, was I not a Lover of men and a Fisher of Men.?

I guess those around me were falling in love with my Messianic charm, hook, line and sinker. Pleasing everyone is difficult at most times and especially when it involves mixed genders, as some men can be as bitchy and over emotional as females.

Regardless of the emotional turmoil around me, one night I managed to sneak away into the wilderness alone.
                  

Satan

. At least I thought I was alone , for out of the blue, Satan appeared before me in a puff of smoke.  Six foot tall, toned and tanned , totally naked and looking hot enough to eat. 

 He spoke in a husky sexy voice asking me "can i lead you into temptation?".

I replied; "Yes,get ye behind me Satan" which he did 3 times during the course of a hot summer night.

 Exhausted I fell asleep and woke in the morning to find Satan gone and to a wretched aching body and blurred mind. 

"Was the experience real or simply a crazy erotic dream of unsationable gay sex?".

I stumbled back into camp and continued with the band rehearsal and prepared a possible short list of songs to perform.

(1) Listen/ River of Light.

(2) Leaving on a camel train

(3) Puff, the magic drag on

(4) The ballad of John and Justass

(5) Thick as 2 planks

(6) Mary had a little Messiah

(7) Conscious Soul.

(8) For Christ's sake, sit down

(9) Father and Son

(10) I am here

(11) Go tell it on a mountain 

(12) Decadent Days

(13) Ascension

(14) The Sun of God

(15) I feel a reserection coming on.

(16) The immaculate deception

(17) Satan loves a goodtime.

(18) Walk upon the water, fire in the sky.

(19) Sinners and Saints

(20) Trust me, I'm the Son of God.

  At this time, I bumped into my old mate Jesus of Nazereth whom told me he was planning a "Sermon on the Mount" where he would preach the Word of God for all to hear. I agreed with him and said that I was planning my debut concert and also planned to present my own Sermon.

Jesus had also found a  female partner, , Mary Magdeline who looked like an Angel. Fair white skin and long flaming red hair. 
                   

She stood out against the dark complexion that Jesus had.
I often thought how strange it was that with the 2 sons of God,; 1 was white and the other was black? 

So Jesus was black like his mum, Mother Mary, who is still worshipped in 2019.

                 


Most of the Judeans were dark skinned and I stood out like dogs balls.

Jesus and Mary often swapped their clothing with each other, Jesus became a Crossdresser in more ways than one.

Because my debut concert would be an opportunity for all my seamen friends to hear my songs and speech, the concert would be billed as " Seamen on the Mount".

During the 2 week lead up to the concert, I told my dear Millie that I needed some space so that I could prepare my own Sermon on the Mount speech.  She was very understanding and I set about writing my sermon, which slowly fell into place.

I prayed to my Father for it not to rain on my parade and hoped that he got my message. My Father was becoming forgetful in his twilight years and he was suffering from advanced stages of dementia.
  He would often be observed walking around his mansion mumbling "where has my universe gone?". 

With an expanding universe, my Father's creations were moving away from him and slowly disappearing from view. 

 To Him, some days felt like a thousand years whilst some days passed without rememberance and were lost in time and in space.

An eternity in the job had taken its toll on my Father and he was beginning to have thoughts of retirement.

 Someone new would have to take control of his universal empire and His company "WANK" ( Want another new kingdom) which was set up over 5 billion years ago to help create habitable Real Estate within the already existing known universe. He told me could travel the Universe in 80 days.

                 Klaatu

All those years ago, my Father's father took a section of the universe consisting only of Dark Matter to create Worlds of Light and new habitable real estate. 

Using advanced Quantum Light Mechanics, He triggered off The Big Bang and the universe exploded into Light and Matter.

My Father said; " this is bloody good" and was in awe of the beauty of His own creation. He then spent the next few million years sending out His Development Management Team to help seed certain planets; creating water/ the oceans; the sky; the atmosphere; day and night; climate and vegetation.

Using DNA and RNA codes new forms of animals, fish and birds were created and a true Paradise was beginning to be realised. Once a suitable stable environment was created, my Father decided to take a rest after working 6 days straight; He was utterly buggered. 

I remember once I did manage to have a direct conversation with my Father and decided to ask him some important questions.

"Father, how does it feel to have lived for millions of years?"

He replied; " a million years my son is like one second to me".

"Father how does it feel to own everything and be super rich?".

He replied; " to me a million sheckles is like one sheckle".

I then asked him; "Father can you please spare me a sheckle"?

He imediately responded with; "Yes son, just give me a second".

On the 1st April 30 AD people from far and wide climbed their way to the top of Mount Sanai to witness my debut concert "Seamen on the Mount" and hear my Sermon.
 In fact, the concert broke all former Box Office reciepts with over 5000 in attendance.  The place was a buzzing with dancing and the smell of Puff everywhere.

      We were rocky mountain high and the world below appeared as a distant memory.

I decided to play only my own original songs and I began the concert with my song "Listen / River of Light" which sent the audience into raptures and a higher state of consciousness.

I followed up with "I am Here", " Always meant to be"," Decadent Days", " Conscious Soul", "Rockbottom" and "Love is such a silly game."

The crowd went wild with each new song and it was plain to see that I had them in the palm of my hand.

Now the time had come to finish my concert debut with my Sermon and I was fearful that the crowd would walk away from my ramblings.

I calmly stepped forward and began my Sermon with;

"Sermon on the Mount".

Blessed are the pioor in spirit for they shall one day be happy with being Ale drinkers.

Blessed are the Meek for they shall inherit the Earth or whats left of it after the Elite have raped and plundered her.

Blessed are the Peacemakers, for they shall be silenced by the warmongers and they shall ascend to Heaven sooner than they think.

Blessed are those that know of Truth and Light, for they do not percieve a world of lies and darkness.

Blessed are those that can think for themselves and seek the truth from within.

Blessed are those that dont believe all the Political and Religious propaganda they are fed.

Blessed are those that care for God's creation and respect every little thing.

Blessed are those that question everything and accept nothing as fact or truth. Over time both questions and answers change and nothing stays the same.

I say unto you, " if you should only love those that love you, then what is the merit of that? Love thy neighbor, his wife and his ass. Love thy enemy and hold him close to your heart and become a lover of men.".  

"I came not to destroy the law or the prophets but came to fullfil the desires of the Creator whom wants to bring Light and Love to humanity."

I say unto you," be not anxious for tomorrow for sufficient unto this day shall be given to all."

"Be quiet and know that the state of Heaven lies within and you are not alone."

"Know thyself and gain access to all the Kingdoms of Heaven; for in Heaven God has many mansions".

 "Your true riches can be found within and not in material possessions." 

"Your Heavenly reward is here today and you only need to ask for your needs to be fullfilled."

"Believe in yourself and follow your path of creativity and love."

"Trust in your instincts  and follow your heart and allow the doors of perception to open."

"The meaning of your life is defined by your deeds and actions."

"Love not just your fellow man or woman but love all of God's creation."

"It is not important who you love, but it is essential that you love".

"The love between 2 human beings; being male & female/ male & male and female % female is celebrated in my Father's kindom and so is acceptable on Earth".

"There is no shame in love and intimacy between 2 human beings, it is a private celebration of physical pleasure."
 

"Thy shall communicate directly with your personal God/Creator and NOT use a Priest as a middle man."

"Thy shall respect the opinions and beliefs of others for we are all on different levels of Spiritual evolvement and have our own journey to endure."

"Thy shall chose to walk the road less travelled and take the time to explore and experience all that life has to offer."

"Thy shall never use ignorance as an excuse for ones behavior and actions."

I say  unto you "that if thou words offend, then get over it and move on."

Thy shall not " tolerate idiots and fools and should seek sanctury in a safe environment when in their pressence."

Thy shall not "fall into the temptation of allowing others to invest your money with the promise of rich returns."

Thy shall NOT " trust any Bank or financial institution with your money for they only seek to line their own pockets with silver and gold."

Thy shall not  " seek False Prophets and False Profits for they will surely lead you to poverty and despair."

"Thy should not focus on the negative but instead focus on the positive aspects of live."

"Keep your thoughts pure and positive and radiate Light and Love as you journey through life."

"Be at One with all creation and your creator and your creator and creation will be at One with you."

"Know that you are Not Alone in the Universe for God created zillions of intelligent creatures throughout the cosmos. "

"Thy shall NOT believe that this is the ONLY life you shall live for life is eternal and never ending."

I say unto you, " become part of our creators Cosmic neighborhood and join in a cosmic celebration of life itself."

I say finally to you; " remember that the love you take is equal to the love you make".

As you venture back to your homes in the valleys below remember all that I have spoken and know that I bring Truth, Love and Light to your world.

After much stress and worry, both the "Seamen on the Mount" and the "Sermon on the Mount" turned out to be highly successful. My future looked promising and my reputation as The New Messiah was growing and I was becoming a well known celebrity.

END OF PART THREE.

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Part 2 Lifes of Brian

Revised Edition
Nov. 2019

"THE LIFES OF 

BRIAN".

PART TWO.

" Puff; the magic, drag on".

In my current incarnation, its December 25th  2019 and all is well in my Kingdom as I prepare for my journey backwards 2000 years to the year 15AB ( afterbirth). 

Time Travel demands a price to be paid which means that for every moment spent elsewhere I lose a moment from this current lifespan.

With every journey, I need to Shapeshift to attune my being to the environment I am entering, which can be difficult at times. 

Phase matching the neutrinos and quarks requires my total attention otherwise I can appear transparent and not solid. The process only takes several nanoseconds but to me it feels like a lifetime.

"How strange Time is measured throughout the Universe, in some places it runs slow and in some places it runs fast.". 

Pink Floyd 

When moving backwards in Time, I am aware of my movement through a fluid etheric field and a change in climatic conditions; I hear no sound or smell no perfume/odour. 

Usually by the Time I THINK WHERE I NEED TO BE , I am there.

Saint Teresa of Avila ( 16th Century )experienced many "raptures " where she experienced "a state in which the senses know nothing of what is occuring and one rises to become absorbed by God".

She claimed that her Soul left her body (OBE) (out of body experience) and was transported to the Kindom of God, where she was shown all the Perfections of His creation.

The Soul and Spirit of man is not restricted by the Physical Universe and can travel instantly to all the Kingdoms of God; to the multi-dimensional worlds within the vast universe.

 Once the ancient Esoteric secrets are understood, it is possible to leave the Physical Body and travel to new worlds and dimensions and to enter the Kindoms of God. 

For the past 40 years I have explored the Esoteric mysteries of creation and believe that all the answers to all the questions are within ; all we need do is "go within". 

"MESSIAHS".

In the present Time of 2019 there are many Messiahs living amoungst the human race and many have come direct from other worlds and dimensions. Shapeshifters and Aliens are everywhere yet many humans fail to notice them.

Utaalk 

Most humans behave like Sheep simply because for they are "less evolved" than the few Enlightened Ones.

One day they shall "awaken to a New World" and discover the "meaning and purpose of their Being".

In the 21st Century there are more "Enlightened Ones" on Earth than existed in Biblical Times and they are here to Rewrite/Teach a NEW Code for us to live by.

Whilst the future looks fine, I now take you back to the year 15AD and the continuing Lifestory of "Brian of Nazereth". 

Its my 15th birthday and after the usual cake and presents, I decided to seek out some solitude in the hills beyond my home. It was around 1 hour after sunset and all was still and quiet, when suddenly i became aware of a bright glowing object descending from the heavens

. The object was circular, saucer-like and it made no sound as it proceeded to touch terra firma right before my eyes and only cubits away.

An opening appeared in the side of the craft and out stepped a strange, tall, man-like being. His silver one-piece garment shone brightly in the moon glow and he wore golden hair and a friendly smile. He walked directly up to me and said, 

"My name is Utaalk and I come from your future and I have lived in your past; an I AM HERE now". 

I felt at ease in his pressence and we chatted about the mysteries of the Universe; about Time and Space; about Life and Death; and about the road less travelled that I shall journey upon .

It seemed like we shared an eternity together as we watched the light of dawn slowly creep over the distant hills. "Utaalk" stood up and said
"Put these headphones over your ears and watch this slate and you will hear and see one of my songs from 2012".
I did as instructed and was blown away.

I am Here.

He then said:

"I must leave now before the Sun appears but we shall meet again soon"
whilst placing a small "golden ball" into my hands. "This will keep us connected at all times and all you need do is "call me name" and I shall speak with you". 

He walked back to his hovering craft, climbed inside and with a flash he was gone and I was left standing there a little bewildered by what had taken place. 

I hurried back home and managed to sneak a couple of hours sleep before my mum would scream for me to get up out of bed and help her build a fire to warm up our home.

For 15 years I had been "conditioned/brainwashed" to believe I was the New Messiah and yet I felt quite "ordinary" and I was growing weary of the whole charade.

         Brainwashed


My buddy Jesus felt the same way and questioned the absurbity of it all, he too was searching for the meaning and purpose of life. Being a "Messiah in training" was no fun and at our tender age we wanted some fun, so we both decided to strike out and seek our freedom. 

I decided to pack some food and water in my shoulderbag and whilst everyone was asleep tonight I would sneak away and begin to explore the big wide world out there. 

Midnight arrived and I grabbed my stuff and headed down the road to freedom and adventure. I left a note for mum and my stepdad saying not to worry and that I would return within 12 new Moons.

I walked until dawn and then rested under a huge cedar tree for a few hours, taking time to eat and drink for I still had a long journey ahead of me. 

Mid afternoon I set off again and I hoped to travel the 12 miles to Hiafa by early evening, which I felt was achieveable.

As the sun began setting, I could finally make out the outlines of the brightly lit up village of Hiafa and my excitement began to grow. 
As I approached the village lit up like a Christmas Tree, I could hear the sounds of singing and music coming from shabby building along Shabbey Road and headed towards it.

 As I drew closer I could smell the sweet smell of hashish pouring from its windows and doors, it was an aroma that often was present whenever the 3 Wise Men were around. 
They would often pull out their pipes made from sheep bones and fill them with hashish for a "smoking session". 


They would often refer to this as "having a boner", which they had several times a day. 

I stood outside the building called "The Cavern" for awhile breathing in the sweet smoke until I felt myself feeling happy .

 I was feeeeeliiiing reaaalllly gooood. 

I felt alive, free and in awe of where I was and had a little giggle to myself.

Excitedly I entered the Tavern and walked up to the bar and ordered a drink of the local swill (wine) from the strange hippie looking barman.
I grabbed the drink and looked around for somewhere to sit and rest my tired young bones.
I noticed a spare seat at a table surrounded by two men and a woman and ventured over to take a seat.
 As I sat down , I looked at the man sitting next to me and introducing myself I said "Hi, my name is Brian of Nazereth, Im new here"

In an elequant voice he replied "My name is Peter, my friends are Paul and Mary; we are the singing group called Peter, Paul and Mary".

He continued " Have you not heard of our hit song "Puff, the majic drag on"?, where have you been man"?

As he spoke he reached into his pocket and pulled out a loaded "bone pipe" lit it up and passed it to me. Not wanting to insult his kindness, I sucked that pipe dry in a flash and was immediately trancended to a higher state of perception and i felt I was within my Heavenly Fathers home. 

Peter and Paul then picked up their Lutes off the floor and began to perform their magical song "Puff, the majic drag on" . Mary joined in with the most heavenly angellic voice I had ever heard, she had the voice of a nightinggale: full of spirit and joy.

    Peter, Paul & Mary

As they sang and played I noticed that even The Beatles crawling across the floor stopped to listen to the trio and they seemed to be digging it.

When the song ended i was in awe of these 3 amazing, cool individuals, who were extremely musically talented and friendly too boot.

Mary spoke to me in a soft, sultry voice " Hey, Brian, would you like to hear our brand new song called "Go tell it on a mountain"?

"Sure would" i replied and they immediately launched into the greatest inspirational song i had ever heard; though I must admit I had never heard many pop folk songs before.

               

It was like I had an "apithany", "a revealation" on hearing this song and it would prove to be a "God sent" message in a few years time. 

Once the song was over, we shared a few more "boners" and ales and chatted for hours and hours. Peter explaned that they were part of a spiritual revolution called The Hippieittes; they smoked the Puff, they believed in free love and the worship of mother nature. 

They travelled the lands promoting their musical talents ; they had travelled over "500 Miles" and sometimes felt that they were just "Blowing in the Wind".

I asked if I could join their musical troupe of Hippieittes and they said I was welcome and so began a 6 year magical mystery tour.

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 In all, there was 13 of us, some were musicians; some magicians and some were High Priests. We shared the workload; the food and wine; the Puff and each others love and pleasure. 

We were all equal and openminded to experience all the "fruits" of creation. 

We could "know" each other as two human beings regardless of sexual gender, there was NO shame or Sin.

We were living in Paradise, a world of Sex, Drugs and Folk Music and believed we could "change/convert the world".

 THE KINGDOM OF GOD WAS AMOUNGST US and WE WERE THE KINGDOM OF GOD.

Being stoned/smashed/enlightened every day expanded our consciousness and sharpened our perceptions of reality, we were light years ahead of the primitive collective consciousness .

My Esoteric teachings by the 3 Wise men helped me to piece together a plan to form my own band, where I could sing about these esoteric secrets in my songs.

I could combine my love for music and my Spiritual understanding and fulfil my role as the New Messiah, being "Brian of Nazereth".

On my 20th birthday (25.12.20) I gathered some of my musical friends around and declared

"Thou shall form a rock band called "BC and the Disc-cycles "and all shall come forth and behold the message of Brian of Nazereth".

From that day forward, we practiced every day in becoming "Perfect" and I spent many moons writing songs for our debut concert.

It was at this moment that the "love of my life" walked into my life and turned me upside down.

Her name was "Millie of Magdala" and she was the most beautiful; sweet talking; hot as chillli and deliciously tantalizing. I was besotted on first sight, her lean body swayed as she walked , whilst her long red hair floated about her angellic babyface.

 Her perfume was sweet and intoxicating, whilst her clear blue eyes were mesmerizing and unaviodable. Surely I had died and gone to heaven, she was "out of this world".

Time with you 

We became like John and Yoko, inseperable; like twin Souls and Soul mates we shared everything of each other.         

Yeah, it was "love at first sight" and "lust at first bite" and we hit it off like crazy. We couldnt get enough of each other and some days we didnt, we were insatiable and in love.

END OF PART TWO.

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